People who take photos of their computer screen rather than just taking a screenshot should have their PC taken away from them and put in a more loving home.
patient: C'mon Doc, give it to me straight...
doctor: Well, the tests have come back and...
patient: WHAT IS IT DOC TELL ME GODDAMN IT!
doctor: You're down with the sickness
I really hate Christmas. I go away on weekends so I don’t have to put up with my family all screaming at each other. Christmas holidays mean they’re all here on weekdays as well as weekends. Nobody has any money because work stops and for some reason everybody’s encouraged to spend their entire income buying presents for people they see once a year. The whole thing is just...
tehbeemo asked: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PURPLE! WHA!
this is the first year since we’ve been together that I won’t have Nath here at midnight for my birthday. and it sucks coz i’m turning 20 and just feeling really shitty about it. luckily a friend was free tonight, so i’m staying at her place. we can play the sims and terraria and i can forget about being old. and nath will be here tomorrow arvo, so i just have to look...
I turn 20 on Wednesday. Not keen :(
Go to google Type “Let it Snow” Press Enter
indigachristy: A dramatic reading of LMFAO’s...
>Open Terraria to check something. >Two werewolves and a clown spawn inside my house. >Close Terraria. D:
Introducing Humble Indie Bundle 4
humblebundle: We’re back to fill your library with so much awesome you’ll be grinning and gaming ‘til the springtime. We’re closing out 2011 with our biggest blast of bundle yet: Humble Indie Bundle 4! Be sure to watch it in HD! This massive load of game drops seven new cross-platform, DRM-free games down your digital chimney. Bandage your fingertips and prepare your mind for the challenges of...
emilykidd said: How cheesy are you!?! ‘Nath <3’ haha. ALICE LIKES NATH, ALICE LIKES NATH! :O now everybody knows my deepest secret! All my “favourite” contacts have stuff next to their names haha :P Seriously though I’m so confused. What the fuck are...
Spawn the Wall of Flesh Phone rings. God dammit.
You look ugly in that jumpsuit. That’s not my opinion, it’s right here on your...– GLaDOS
atomicsans: If you don’t reblog this, you will get inordinately bad breath.